Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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