Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
