Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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