I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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