This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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