On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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