the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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