For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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