we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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