When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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