so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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