Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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