Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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