I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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