im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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