Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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