Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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