dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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