everyone is single if you try hard enough
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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