he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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