Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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