If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
