Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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