Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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