That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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