I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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