Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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