I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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