It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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