I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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