return my video game
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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