If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I woke up under a house in Key West
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