Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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