The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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