but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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