and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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