I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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