I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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