How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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