I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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