Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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