Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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