Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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