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(216): View more from Ohio

ok i said sorry. what else do you want?

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100 blowjobs

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(315): View more from New York

my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple

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(661): View more from California

So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"

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(903): View more from Texas

My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.

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(954): View more from Florida

Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.

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(602): View more from Arizona

So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom

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(303): View more from Colorado

And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?

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