real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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