Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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