does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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