Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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