Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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