They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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