There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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