Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
did i just pee glitter
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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