im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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