What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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