So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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