Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I will be naked everywhere
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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