I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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